A review of Web Site Hosting and benefits MLM opportunity GVO
article by Brian Garvin & Jeff West
GVO has some history behind it. Many years ago the property owners of a hosting company, kiosk, there was a MLM Matrix plan behind it. So the owners of this company has experience in running a website hosting company with an MLM program attached. It looks like Derrick Van Dyck is the team leader and runs the marketing of this company.
claims GVO employ three dynamics that set them apart from all the other website hosting companies out there today. 1.) No Web Hosting Service provides all the marketing tools that do. 2.) No Web Hosting Service provides all the training they do. 3.) No MLM companies that have all the equipment and fiber optics. The advantage here is that, as they have all their own equipment, which can keep costs down for MLM distributors and continue to provide quality service at the same time time. The company also has a component video so you do not have to pay for video hosting, the standard price is 0.00 per month. However, the company is able to charge only 0.95 per month for their service. And if you can bring two people, break even and get your free hosting for as long as they remain in the program and pay for their accommodation. The service also provides automatic responses and run your own Hot Conference Seminars. The MLM Compensation Plan GVO is a forced matrix. To see in your video seems to spill created, so that the person above you start building your business, even if they hire anyone. You can even direct their transmission to any position of your choice, I’ve never seen before in a forced matrix plan. From the website hosting products unless all major vendors needs anywayOnce you have 14 members in your downline, and it is not necessary that all items you personally, you get what you call the Bank’s position. You can get an unlimited number of these positions. You can place your bank position anywhere you choose in your womb. The owners recommend placing them in an intelligent way.
For example, if an MLM Heavy Hitter “meets you and asks what can you do for them if they join under you, I can only tell you that I will give one of your positions from the World Bank. And the Bank’s position is a separate account and has a separate user name. Since these positions can be placed anywhere Bank from its parent, this allows you to get paid, basically, to infinity and raises the possibility of the unlimited growth potential. A (2 x 10) complete the matrix MLM is 2046 people. Even if everyone was in the minimum package is only 0.95 per month, an entire array will earn Moreover, 000 per month. You get paid more if you personally refer people due to the matching bonuses involved.And this does not take into account the positions of the World Bank. The opportunity to serve you very well GVO for someone who has a great internet marketing or network marketing list, which could earn a nice residual income fairly quickly. But I think it could be a great additional revenue stream to anyone in network marketing to sell site Web Hosting for your downline to earn additional income.About the Author
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Good people and funny too. You just reminded me of one of my best friends in the Navy and an old Company Commander. It was so hard not to laugh when he’d yell, ‘YOU DO IT NOW!!! Boogy! Boogy!’ LMAO
haha thanks for the laugh
Sure are. The Hopia is a classic as is the Caintacky Fried Chicken.
Haha! Yeah, those signs sure are witty. I also saw a shop merchandising distilled water, called Harry Water, and a siopao shop called “Pao King”. The Philippines is full of these shop signs that just seem to incite humor. Thanks for the laugh! ^_^
My, you really must have been busy scouting around the place for signs like these that tickle one’s appetite for comedy! And they are real funny,too. Thanks for this nice relief from everyday worries. It sure made my day.
i love filipinos and the philippines.
no place like home.**
She made me smile again
I love mornings rays of goddess Aurora. Wishing I could feel more of the suns warmth…. joke … I’m not dying yet.
You are a treasure. Thanks for this sweet blog!
yes, witty and creative.
thanks inday, now I’m looking for peculiarly-named shops
Yes we are.
Notice the exchange in conversations of people you do not even know. I do this exercise of just listening (whiloe pretending not to mind) and eventually would be smiling, amused at the wit in conversations. I am particularly amused when badings talk non-sense – - – it seems they talk with the sole intention of entertaining those who happen to hear the conversation.
Notice too when a gang of teenagers talk, especially when tey are trying to piss each other off. Sometimes it seems like I am watching a gag show on TV. That is why I used to enjoy Ariel & Maverick because the wit is so mababaw and not at all trying to be witty.
Yes, we are, certainly.
Well, the wit of us Filipinos are high-level!
Yes, high-level indeed! Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
no offense i don’t find it funny, but CORNY.
How about?
Kik Mai Balls( Kick My Balls)….. Kikiam Siomai at Fish Balls
Putahe ng Ina mo ( Sounds familiar with P….Ina mo)…….Eatery
Harry Cutter ( a Barbershop) ,Similar to Harry Potter
Nakamura (merchandise store)…. sounds Japanese name,
Sayonato (surplus store)
CHICKENEENEE……Chiken food
Goldirocks……Gravel and Sand
Obeertime (overtime)….. beer house (Pasong Tamo cor. dela Rosa St. Makati)
Undertime (undertime)….. beer house behind Obeertime
Aristoback….. at the back of Aristocrat (Roxas Blvd)
Chicago Balls…..fish ball stand Food
Putahe ng Ina Mo!……eatery in Pasay City
GOTO heaven…..Loyola Memorial Chapel at Guadalupe Eatery Makati
wink-wink, penguin behave.
Of course! < *-*>
Names of Philippine business establishments
If you still speak some Filipinos, you might enjoy the humor;
otherwise, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends.
The humor gets lost in the translation…
Bread Pitt is a a bakery.
Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt, Makati
Caintacky Fried Chicken is a an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.
Mang Donald’s is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.
Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?
Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.
Babalik Karinderia is obvious.
Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown
Miki Mao is a a noodle house.
Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.
Cleopata’s is a a manukan and bakahan.
Goto Heaven is obvious.
The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house.
Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati.
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong.
Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati.
Let’s Goat-Together is a kambingan-***-beer garden.
Meating Place is a a meat shop.
Meatropolis is a another meat shop.
Isda best,
Pusit to the limit,
and Hipon coming back
are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cinna Von is a laundromat.
Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila.
The Way We Wear is a boutique.
Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.
Goldilooks is a barber shop.
Bote Nga Sa ‘Yo is a used bottle shop.
Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.
Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits
is a video rental shop in Palawan.
Leon King is a Video Rental in Las Piñas.
Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.
Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.
Susan’s Roses is a flower shop, but of course!
Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.
Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).
Signs seen on jeepneys:
A commuter is a jeepsetter
Pull string to stop driver.
God knows Hudas not pay.
Don’t get close to me, get close to God.
Source(s):
BTW, Believe it or not.. In Cebu City, when my beau and I were looking for an ATM to withdraw some money. We laughed out loud when we found out that the ATM machine we found is not an Automated Teller Machine but an “Automated Tubig Machine” (A water vendo machine). < *-*>
It’s clever advertising designed to increase target value to attract customers and make the name stick. Here are some more signs:
Sylvestre’s Salon
Mastervision (video rental)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70′s)
Cooking ng Ina Mo (restaurant)
Cooking ng Ina Mo Rin (just across from Cooking ng Ina Mo)
And on the menu:
Tapsi turbi (tapa, sinangag, turon, bibingka)
Himas (hipon malasado)
Boka boka (bopis, kanin, bokayo, kape)
Boka boka mo pa (bopis, kanin, bokayo, kape, molong pancit)
Pakaplog (pandesal, kape, itlog)
And then there’s this sign being sold in ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Funny-Sign-Filipino-Parking-Only-Others-will-be-adoboed_W0QQitemZ110152721379QQihZ001QQcategoryZ19257QQcmdZViewItem
not funny. its stupid really.
not only we Filipinos are witty but we’re smart alecks when it comes to improvisation….thanks for the laughter
lol those names are so funny.
Wahahahaha….that’s so very very very very funny!! Where did you get that question? Yeah,We are so very very witty… and also we want names that are so popular to the country…and they make joke of it…& that’s the result!!! hahahaha *LOL*
hahahaha..
yeah… i agree…we rock!!!
pinoy ako!!
LOL… we’re very smart!!!
in the visayas and mindanao, they also have their versions:
found it in an ukay-ukay store – bed shit – P50.00 each only
near a water connection, a sign says ” wag umihi malapit sa pusit” (it actually means faucet)
YES we are, WITTY, CREATIVE & FUN.. and et al
yup, very much. and creative at that! with a sense of humor definitely
It’s called clever marketing. May I add: Hairy Affair Salon. U know what business it is.