4 Types of accommodation in a nutshell
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Max Adams
have gathered all the material needed to put on your website. The task of designing web pages is finished well. Finally, he found the perfect partner in the management of a website – a web hosting service that ensures reliability, stability and hosting service with all features at a very reasonable price. Does it all end there? Of course not, there is a bigger task waiting for you after finding a good web hosting provider and it is to choose the type of accommodation
not make the mistake of signing a wrong type of accommodation; . Otherwise lost opportunities or money. Before enrolling, you should know for what purpose a specific type of accommodation used first. Below is a list of different types of accommodation, together with its inherent strengths and weaknesses:
1. Free hosting
If you do not mind having a small amount of disk space, web limited features and ads on your pages, then free hosting is for you. A free hosting account is usually packed with features that are not few, but also unreliable. Similarly, there is live support available in case of interruption of service. Free accommodation, therefore, is not a type of accommodation is recommended for large web sites that receive high Internet traffic. However, it is still useful because it helps students and people who can not afford paid hosting to purchase a small space on the web. In free hosting, a subscriber is given only a subdomain (eg subdomain.domain.com).
2. Shared HostingThis accommodation is preferred by most website owners today. Webmasters who do not have sufficient financial resources to pay for a dedicated server in turn shared hosting. This is because shared hosting is cheaper and has the disadvantages found in the free hosting. In shared hosting, technical support provided. This accommodation is recommended for owners of personal websites and small business sites.
In the shared hosting has no control over the server. For this reason, the performance of your site may be adversely affected if their fellow users who exceed their disk space and the limits of bandwidth. 3. Dedicated HostingIf you are willing to pay more money because I will not be stolen out of disk space and bandwidth for other users, then opt for dedicated hosting. In dedicated hosting, you have better control over your server, because you’re the only person using the system as a whole. A dedicated server can handle web traffic, overwhelming and requests for files. There are two types of dedicated hosting, managed and unmanaged. Managed dedicated hosting is when the server is maintained and controlled by a dedicated web administrator. Meanwhile, unmanaged dedicated hosting is when the server is maintained by you.
If you decide to buy your own powerful server, you can. However, you have to put in a place where there are no enough to run it. Placement is the type of accommodation that decided to install their own server in a data center owned telecommunications company. This accommodation can be very expensive so its only recommended if you are planning to build a web site very large, complex and profitable.
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Max Adams writes about Internet Marketing Products http://www.internetmarketingreleases.com/
Good people and funny too. You just reminded me of one of my best friends in the Navy and an old Company Commander. It was so hard not to laugh when he’d yell, ‘YOU DO IT NOW!!! Boogy! Boogy!’ LMAO
haha thanks for the laugh
Sure are. The Hopia is a classic as is the Caintacky Fried Chicken.
Haha! Yeah, those signs sure are witty. I also saw a shop merchandising distilled water, called Harry Water, and a siopao shop called “Pao King”. The Philippines is full of these shop signs that just seem to incite humor. Thanks for the laugh! ^_^
My, you really must have been busy scouting around the place for signs like these that tickle one’s appetite for comedy! And they are real funny,too. Thanks for this nice relief from everyday worries. It sure made my day.
i love filipinos and the philippines.
no place like home.**
She made me smile again
I love mornings rays of goddess Aurora. Wishing I could feel more of the suns warmth…. joke … I’m not dying yet.
You are a treasure. Thanks for this sweet blog!
yes, witty and creative.
thanks inday, now I’m looking for peculiarly-named shops
Yes we are.
Notice the exchange in conversations of people you do not even know. I do this exercise of just listening (whiloe pretending not to mind) and eventually would be smiling, amused at the wit in conversations. I am particularly amused when badings talk non-sense – - – it seems they talk with the sole intention of entertaining those who happen to hear the conversation.
Notice too when a gang of teenagers talk, especially when tey are trying to piss each other off. Sometimes it seems like I am watching a gag show on TV. That is why I used to enjoy Ariel & Maverick because the wit is so mababaw and not at all trying to be witty.
Yes, we are, certainly.
Well, the wit of us Filipinos are high-level!
Yes, high-level indeed! Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
no offense i don’t find it funny, but CORNY.
How about?
Kik Mai Balls( Kick My Balls)….. Kikiam Siomai at Fish Balls
Putahe ng Ina mo ( Sounds familiar with P….Ina mo)…….Eatery
Harry Cutter ( a Barbershop) ,Similar to Harry Potter
Nakamura (merchandise store)…. sounds Japanese name,
Sayonato (surplus store)
CHICKENEENEE……Chiken food
Goldirocks……Gravel and Sand
Obeertime (overtime)….. beer house (Pasong Tamo cor. dela Rosa St. Makati)
Undertime (undertime)….. beer house behind Obeertime
Aristoback….. at the back of Aristocrat (Roxas Blvd)
Chicago Balls…..fish ball stand Food
Putahe ng Ina Mo!……eatery in Pasay City
GOTO heaven…..Loyola Memorial Chapel at Guadalupe Eatery Makati
wink-wink, penguin behave.
Of course! < *-*>
Names of Philippine business establishments
If you still speak some Filipinos, you might enjoy the humor;
otherwise, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends.
The humor gets lost in the translation…
Bread Pitt is a a bakery.
Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt, Makati
Caintacky Fried Chicken is a an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.
Mang Donald’s is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.
Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?
Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.
Babalik Karinderia is obvious.
Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown
Miki Mao is a a noodle house.
Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.
Cleopata’s is a a manukan and bakahan.
Goto Heaven is obvious.
The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house.
Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati.
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong.
Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati.
Let’s Goat-Together is a kambingan-***-beer garden.
Meating Place is a a meat shop.
Meatropolis is a another meat shop.
Isda best,
Pusit to the limit,
and Hipon coming back
are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cinna Von is a laundromat.
Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila.
The Way We Wear is a boutique.
Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.
Goldilooks is a barber shop.
Bote Nga Sa ‘Yo is a used bottle shop.
Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.
Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits
is a video rental shop in Palawan.
Leon King is a Video Rental in Las Piñas.
Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.
Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.
Susan’s Roses is a flower shop, but of course!
Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.
Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).
Signs seen on jeepneys:
A commuter is a jeepsetter
Pull string to stop driver.
God knows Hudas not pay.
Don’t get close to me, get close to God.
Source(s):
BTW, Believe it or not.. In Cebu City, when my beau and I were looking for an ATM to withdraw some money. We laughed out loud when we found out that the ATM machine we found is not an Automated Teller Machine but an “Automated Tubig Machine” (A water vendo machine). < *-*>
It’s clever advertising designed to increase target value to attract customers and make the name stick. Here are some more signs:
Sylvestre’s Salon
Mastervision (video rental)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70′s)
Cooking ng Ina Mo (restaurant)
Cooking ng Ina Mo Rin (just across from Cooking ng Ina Mo)
And on the menu:
Tapsi turbi (tapa, sinangag, turon, bibingka)
Himas (hipon malasado)
Boka boka (bopis, kanin, bokayo, kape)
Boka boka mo pa (bopis, kanin, bokayo, kape, molong pancit)
Pakaplog (pandesal, kape, itlog)
And then there’s this sign being sold in ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Funny-Sign-Filipino-Parking-Only-Others-will-be-adoboed_W0QQitemZ110152721379QQihZ001QQcategoryZ19257QQcmdZViewItem
not funny. its stupid really.
not only we Filipinos are witty but we’re smart alecks when it comes to improvisation….thanks for the laughter
lol those names are so funny.
Wahahahaha….that’s so very very very very funny!! Where did you get that question? Yeah,We are so very very witty… and also we want names that are so popular to the country…and they make joke of it…& that’s the result!!! hahahaha *LOL*
hahahaha..
yeah… i agree…we rock!!!
pinoy ako!!
LOL… we’re very smart!!!
in the visayas and mindanao, they also have their versions:
found it in an ukay-ukay store – bed shit – P50.00 each only
near a water connection, a sign says ” wag umihi malapit sa pusit” (it actually means faucet)
YES we are, WITTY, CREATIVE & FUN.. and et al
yup, very much. and creative at that! with a sense of humor definitely
It’s called clever marketing. May I add: Hairy Affair Salon. U know what business it is.